ultimate juggler? Please.

My name is Boris Dolokhov, secretary to Baron Wulfenbach.
If you have any business with him, I would suggest bringing it to me beforehand.

It would be best.

[An Ask/RP blog for Boris of the graphic novel, Girl Genius.]

aiwokudosai:

Kendo

(via musk3teer)

Oh?

askklauswulfenbach:

boris-dolokhov:

  1. whatevertheheckles started following you
  2. heterodyned started following you
  3. clockworkesper started following you
  4. madsocialscientist started following you
  5. askklauswulfenbach started following you
  6. thisperfectsaucer started following you

New followers in my small absence. I would say thank you, but quite honestly, I’m not sure who most of you are, other than- well..

Thank you, Herr Baron. 

Otherwise, I’m not sure I’ve met the rest of you. Hm.

I believe ‘heterodyned’ is the young Lady Heterodyne, and ‘thisperfectsaucer’ is her seneschal. I haven’t the faintest clue about the others, unfortunately.

*squints and adjusts glasses* Oh. I see. 

Oh?
  1. whatevertheheckles started following you
  2. heterodyned started following you
  3. clockworkesper started following you
  4. madsocialscientist started following you
  5. askklauswulfenbach started following you
  6. thisperfectsaucer started following you

New followers in my small absence. I would say thank you, but quite honestly, I’m not sure who most of you are, other than- well..

Thank you, Herr Baron. 

Otherwise, I’m not sure I’ve met the rest of you. Hm.

askklauswulfenbach:

rickybaii:

i need.

Excellent.

askgilgameshwulfenbach:

((You’re all here for science yaois

admit it))

((Now what makes you say that, young Gilgamesh~?))

askklauswulfenbach:

boris-dolokhov:

Hm. I am..unsure how to properly take this. 

Take it for what it is: dreck from the mind of someone with nothing better to do.

And how are you today?

Ah, well said. 

I am well, Herr Baron. What of yourself? Has any trouble caught in your midst?

askklauswulfenbach:

askgilgameshwulfenbach:

doctorinkwell:

oh also for your viewing pleasure

jen you’ll like this for the second to last panel i’m sure

Father

Father NO

Oh good lord, Gil, can’t you read? It says ‘fanfiction’ plain as day. This is what you get for having a father who is as much a fictional character as he is a real man. Those Heterodyne Boys books are far too popular for their own good.

Hm. I am..unsure how to properly take this. 

Asker tumblrbot Asks:
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
boris-dolokhov boris-dolokhov Said:

Hm… well, if you don’t mind, tumblrbot, I’d like to know just why you’re typing in such a manner.

It’s not very befitting… You’re not intimidating me either, so if you were trying, you’ve failed. 

And as for your question, well, I don’t see much of a reason to tell you anything.